where brevity really is his strong point

Little Scotty is famous in this family for his homemade cards.  Birthdays and other holidays are more exciting because you can't wait to see what your card from Little Scotty will say.  He has an uncanny ability to take a sheet of computer paper and some markers and create gold.  These are cards that you keep forever, that you show off to your friends and coworkers.  His cards can capture in an image and a few sentences everything that a year has meant or everything that you hope to see in yourself...

...which is why I've chosen to share the following--the text of the card that Little Scotty gave to Brother Robby for Christmas this year--with all of you.

This is officially the most attractive gift you will ever receive.  You're welcome.