Scene: Taco Bueno in Denton, TX
Brother Robby: So, dad, in your illustrious years on this earth, what has been your most meaningful day? Your greatest memory?
Me: Perhaps when you held your first child, nay, your only daughter, in your arms for the first time?
Brother Robby: Or the birth of your eldest son?
Little Scotty: Or the founding of Team Massive? [Team Massive is the exclusive, members-only society of muscular men. See Little Scotty to apply.]
Me: Or the day you walked your ONLY DAUGHTER down the aisle? Gave her away? Your ONLY DAUGHTER? The only time you will get to do that?
Motha!: It seems like dad isn't really getting a chance to get a word in here, guys.
The Boss: I'm having a hard time narrowing it down to just one.
Me: Which is why I'm giving you options! Birth of first child........? Walking your only daughter down the aisle.....?
Husband: It must have been the day I came into your life.
The Boss: You? Maybe your iPhone.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Happy Dia Del Birth, Pappy!
Posted by Kristina at 11:35 AM
Labels: Brother Robby, Husband, Little Scotty, Motha, The Boss
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