shame

Something I can't believe I actually said in real life, which proves that he should be the inspiration for a sitcom or at least star in his own reality show:

"Were you LOOKING AT THE TV while you were kissing me?!"

I won't even try to explain that one.



[I mean, its one thing to make sure you get the seat at the restaurant that faces the tv when the game is on. I mean, I didn't want to enjoy your conversation anyway. But WHILE KISSING? That deserves to be posted on the Internet.]