"Will you get the gum out?"
"Sure. Here you go."
"I meant get the gum out for you."
"What?"
"Your breath is gross."
[Silence.]
"Husband, you are SO lucky God gave you such a pretty face."
"I know. I think He gave it to me for our marriage. To help me survive."
Sunday, April 12, 2009
you don't find honesty like this everywhere
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comments:
...ouch. I don't think I'd be so nice. it's like the Sex and the City when Aiden won't give Carrie a "good morning kiss" before she brushes her teeth; that'll sure make you feel like a tool.
welcome back to the blog world, Groggle. we've missed you. :)
Post a Comment