you can't make this stuff up

I often babysit for my friend, Ellen. Her three-year-old son, Ben, is the most hilarious kid. Last week, I watched Ben while Ellen and her husband went for an ultrasound. While there, they found out that they are expecting a second baby boy. Hooray!

I asked Ellen this morning if Ben understands the whole "new baby" thing. She said that he doesn't talk much about it, but every once in a while he will say "baby" or "brother."

"However," she said, "he did have an answer when we asked him what we should call his new brother."

"Yeah? What did he say?"

"Dot org."