at dinner last night

"Remember when we came here with your parents about two weeks after we got married?"

"Not really."

"Remember? They asked us how we liked being married, and you said that I never put the toilet paper roll on the thing correctly."

"Oh yeah! I remember that."

"I think about it all the time because I always have to stop and think about how I put the roll on there so I will do it right."

"Ummm.... you still do it wrong."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, I have to change it every time."

"WHAT? For the past year and a half, I have wasted valuable seconds of my life making sure I put the roll on correctly for you so you would know I love you enough to do it right. ITS ALL IN THE DETAILS."

"Well, I always change it."

"When we go home, we are going straight into the bathroom and settling this once and for all. And now I will always associate this place with toilet paper."